#Microblog Mondays 17 : The miracle tubelights
Want to impress somebody and you think good clothes and good accessories can give you that edge over others. Guess what, majority are already having them giving you tough competition. But don’t worry. I am going to give you a secret formula (shhh…don’t let the word go out). You can now have a toothpaste which can give you dazzling white teeth and that too in a week’s time. Try it and you will be able to impress anybody, anytime.
Oh!! What is that you ask? Can you keep it applied over your teeth overnight and get that dazzling white shine the very next day?
First, there was Fair & Lovely skin whitening cream promising miracle in just 5 days or 5 weeks (I never really paid attention to it). Then there came body whitening cream claiming why to disregard the other body parts by keeping them darker when your face is shining like a tube light.
Next thing. Why should girls have all the fun?
Thus, all the men out there try this new Fair & Handsome cream and you too can shine like the feminine gender.
And, now, of course, the teeth whitening cream, oops toothpaste.
Imagine having too many walking tube lights around you. Get them out in the night and reduce the pressure on the thermal and hydro power stations.
I am eagerly waiting for the market to turn out the next miracle.
Are you the one who thinks all this does not work, alone or at all, in leaving an impression? Consumerism and advertising will be challenging you on every front.
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